hey handsome…………of that money to me
i hate auto correct so much
i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’
i meant tomorrow
When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal
apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.
omg look at the notes
first day of october!